Ladies and gentlemen, grab your trekking poles and sun hats because we're embarking on a thrilling journey across our cities, all on foot! That's right, the latest trend sweeping the nation isn't some new tech gadget or a dietary superfood—it's walking. But not just any walking—this is extreme city trekking, because apparently, just walking the dog around the block is too mainstream now.
Meet Ethan Kokesh, a social media savant and newly minted viral sensation, who decided one fine day to trek a modest 18 miles across Los Angeles. Why? Because "nobody walks in L.A.," and Ethan loves a good challenge—and probably TikTok views too. Inspired by the pedestrian paradise that is San Francisco, Ethan figured, why not just walk from West Hollywood to Santa Monica? Because traffic, Ethan. That's why.
But it's not just Ethan! From coast to coast, people are strapping on their most supportive footwear to conquer the concrete jungles. A writer from the Infatuation NYC felt so moved by a "Broad City" episode that they trekked the entire length of Manhattan. Because when a sitcom inspires you to walk a marathon in a city, you don’t ask questions—you just do it!
So, what's behind this sudden urge to cross cities on foot like a modern-day Forrest Gump? According to Dr. Jesse Shaw, walking is a ticket to health heaven. It boosts your heart, muscles, mood, and even gives you that Vitamin D everyone keeps raving about. Forget yoga retreats in Bali or that overpriced gym membership—apparently, all you need is a pair of sneakers and a free afternoon.
But wait—there's more! If you're planning to join the extreme walking brigade, here are some tips:
- Hydration is Key: According to personal trainer Kira Jones, walking for hours can burn up to 1,000 calories. So unless you plan on turning into a human raisin, keep those electrolytes handy.
- Footwear Matters: As Amanda Grimm points out, don't even think about those flimsy flip-flops or you'll be hobbling home with more blisters than toes.
- Snack Smart: Michael Betts suggests balancing carbs, protein, and fats in your snacks. Skip the sugary temptations unless you want to experience a mid-walk meltdown.
And let’s not forget the scenery! Cities like New York are a walker’s paradise, but in L.A., you might find yourself navigating freeways and dodging traffic—because nothing says ‘extreme’ like playing Frogger with live traffic.
Before you set out on your urban expedition, remember to map your route, wear your sunblock, and perhaps most importantly, inform someone of your whereabouts. After all, you wouldn't want to inadvertently turn your extreme walk into an extreme survival scenario.
So, next time you're considering a cross-city trek, maybe just remember that there's an app for that—it's called Uber. But if you must walk, make it epic, make it extreme, and above all, make sure your health insurance is up to date. Happy walking, or as I like to call it, urban hiking for the overly ambitious!