Breaking news: apparently, chugging that fifth cup of coffee might not be the best thing for your heart. But really, are we supposed to go back to a life without caffeine? That’s like asking a fish to live without water—or at least, that’s how it feels when you’re trying to wake up for that 8 AM meeting.
According to a new study, too much caffeine can lead to heart palpitations, anxiety, and a general sense of “maybe I should switch to decaf.” But let’s face it, coffee is life. Sure, your heart might be doing the cha-cha after your third espresso, but isn’t that just a sign that it’s really excited to keep you going through the day?
So, how do you know if you’re overdoing it? Simple: if your morning routine involves more coffee than actual food, if you’re brewing a pot at 3 PM “just to be safe,” or if your local barista knows your order better than your own mother, it might be time to dial it back. But who are we kidding? We’re all in this caffeinated boat together.
In conclusion, while your heart might appreciate a little less caffeine, your brain is probably screaming, “But how will we survive Monday?!” So maybe just aim for moderation—because life without coffee is a risk we’re not quite ready to take.
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